10

May

2010

Skinny people eat bacterial slime

Posted in : Life

I have decided to go back to work at losing weight. I was doing really well adjusting my eating habits, exercise habits, etc., until my arthritis manifested back three or so years ago. I had dropped down below 300 pounds, and was continuing to lose weight. I can’t fit into the clothing I bought then, and when I went to buy pants this time, I had to go up a size.

Not good.

Self-improvement is the name of the game. I feel better, have more energy, and just do all-around better when I take better care of myself. My skin clears up, I sleep better, and generally my arthritis stays under control.

I went shopping this weekend and spent a month’s worth of money on groceries. Inside my house there isn’t a single ‘bad food’ (there are some less than optimal foods, though).

No chips.
No chocolate.
No cookies.

No, I bought salad, chicken, cheese, some sunflower seeds to be my ‘treat’ food, yogurt, health cereal, light cream cheese for my half-bagels, bagels, and some other things.

Which brings me to the title of my blog entry. Skinny people eat bacterial slime.

Yogurt. I hate it. It’s nasty. It encourages my hurl/gag reflex in ways usually only seen in hardcore porn.

It’s bacterial slime with artificial flavouring and a bit of strawberry chunks to break up the sleezy, sludgy slimy texture.

I’m still trying to get it down. I’ve had like three spoons, and each time I down one, I have to stop to control my urge to barf.

How do you people eat this crap?

PS: Fuck you, Jamie Lee Curtis. I loved you, and you sell this slime like it’s the second coming of Christ. Activia! BLURG.

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